Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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