Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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