i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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