Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
