mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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