I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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