I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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