WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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