The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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