Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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