Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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