with your own penis?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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