Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Randomize
