why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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