You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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