we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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