I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
