using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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