it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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