I smell stomach acid.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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