I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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