Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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