just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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