He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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