i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she looked like the before picture.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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