Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Congratulations! We have a period
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