She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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