is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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