they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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