...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Screwed.edu
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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