Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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