I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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