So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
