Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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