He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
the day after is always just damage control
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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