How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I just gift wrapped bread.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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