It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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