So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
how drunk are you?
Several
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