Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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