And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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