weddingsv make me drug and hornr
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
