I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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