He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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