Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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