I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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