that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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