We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I think people are normalizing furries
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
