Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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