It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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