problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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